Almost forgot!

The whole reason I decided to START today was because I FINALLY did some D&D gaming this week, for the first time in my life. I have spent the past 2 decades claiming to be wholly disinterested in "that crap", as I've more kindly put it, so to make this jump required, yet again, the significant otter. It's amazing what Kevin's talked me into. Since I'm going off to bed soon, let's discuss the whole D&D thing later (since it comes with a whole level of psychosis that requires a bit more than a dash-off on the keyboard) and look at the list of stuff Kevin's talked me into:

10 Things Kevin Burke Made Me Do That My Mom Will Probably Give Me Spankings For

1. Sex--well, that kinda comes with the marriage...plus I can't really say I wasn't interested! ;-)

2. Drugs--actually, just codeine and only because I was in really bad pain at the time, but you get the idea!

3. Rock & Roll--Eugene Maslov doesn't really count as either, but stupid Ozric Tentacles and Tears For Fears CDs DO! Plus, I think I started liking Ludacris AfTER we were together, so there's RAP music, too!

4. Smoking--technically, Steph was the one who suggested we have the cigar in Toronto, so really I should blame her, but he DID like the idea and I DID smoke it because of BOTH of them, so...yeah...!

5. Drinking--actually, he's not so much talked me into this as made it safe for me to enjoy it. When you're not afraid someone's going to take advantage of you )and in fact are HOPING this will happen) booze can actually be fun!

6. Belching without saying excuse me--I used to cover my mouth and just do a small burp that ended in a whistle (don't ask how, it just worked) and a prompt "excuse me". Now I go for the full on "ARRRRP", to which he always replies "For Retired Persons!" Oh, FIE upon the evil that is this man!

7. Swearing--Admittedly, I did this before Kevin, but it sounds so much BETTER with him around! !@#$ing yeah!

8. Impulse buying--(ROFL) Okay, that one was all me, I'm just playin'! Of course, I DO buy stuff for HIM right after I get stuff for me...!

9. Dungeons & Dragons RPG--Satan's game! This man talked me into playing this after a deep seated hatred, nay, FEAR of RP with dice. Pretty impressive feat, actually...I'll talk more about that tomorrow...

10. Kissing on the Mouth--Yes, I have saved the worst for last...kissing on the mouth and LOTS of times. Once, about 5 years ago (5 years exactly on July 17th), I even did it in a nice white dress in front of a lot people, including my parents, grandmothers and GOD!

What have I done...I've RUINED my LIFE!!!!! (runs off sobbing to go drown her sorrows in some more on-the-mouth kissing!)